June 6, 2009

Reasons Why: Cereal Edition

Reasons Why Cereal is Awesome:
  1. It is delicious.

  2. For some mysterious reason, you ALWAYS have cereal on tap in your residence.

  3. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Snack, 4th Meal, Drunk, High, Bored, Video Game/Homework Break, Broke, Ballin, Young, Old....no matter what state (mental/physical, not continental U.S.) it is tasty.

  4. It can he healthy....sometimes.

  5. If you are like me, the boxes have colorful cartoon characters, puzzles, jokes and a PRIZE inside the box!!!!!!

  6. Ok everyone thinks I am gross for this...but I love soggy cereal....therefore making it awesome.

  7. Cereal fits YOUR lifestyle. You can eat it in a bowl, a dog dish or my personal favorite a giant cup (it prevents milk from spilling over during the journey from the kitchen to the couch.) Are you broke? Cereal is cheap...you can buy it in the giant bootleg bags.
  8. Greatest hits...

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