Feel Free to Fall Off The Earth.

• Susan Boyle...yes, less attractive people can sing too. Who gives a shit. This bitch is walking around thinking she is Heidi Montag or something. Wow I set the bar pretty high there. Oy.
• Kids who sing...seriously not cute....kids who DANCE that's another story....five, six, seven, eight!
• All things Twilight. It is not the movie/books/franchise itself that annoys me, it is the "followers" that go bat shit crazy for this stuff. It is just with this movie though, all the excitement for other mega movies that I have no interest in don't bother me, like with Harry Potter and such....just Twatlight.
• Tanning Beds. Now that summer is here everyone is going tanning....or shall I say everyone is going tanning? I am not condoning laying out, that is HORRIBLE for your skin, but I would do that once or twice before EVER laying on a disgusting tanning bed. Um let me pay you money to allow me to lay nude on a nasty bacteria infested glass bed to marinade in dead skin and film waste from Tiffany,Kelly, Brad, Miley, Ashley, Candy, and Lindsay (why do all of the example names end with a y?) who were just in before me. Oh yeah I'm sure the 16 year old girl that works here cleaned the bed thoroughly after each of them left. Barf.
• Kid Cudi - Seriously that Day and Night song drives me ape shit. I hate that song. I would breastfeed a piranha, to have that song erased from existence.

So I had been wanting to rant a bit on my blog for a while but decided against it because I wasn't sure who read my blog and didn't want to hurt feelings and didn't want to be asked questions and have to further explain myself (Twitter status rant on Facebook). But you know what this is MY blog. My intentions on starting to blog here was to bitch here so that I wouldn't have to annoy my friends and family with stupid rants. I am not going to be all complaining, I'd prefer to keep my negativity to a minimal. I am just not going to censor myself on MY blog. I am going to write whatever I want, curse, post inappropriate YouTube videos....wait I do that already....Oy.