Cliff's Notes: How I Met Your Mother
Marshall (Jason Segel) has an old Fiero that has a tape stuck in i
t and will only play one song: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) By: The Proclaimers.
t and will only play one song: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) By: The Proclaimers.Aaaannnnddd I will walk 500 miles and IIIII WILL WALK 500 more....yeah that one. So in that episode they go through moments of jamming out and loving the song to fucking hating it and wanting to rip their hair out and then back to loving it again.
Ok, now on with the story. So after seeing that episode I was like eeehhh if that ever happened to me I guess I would want it to be this song or that song, you know trying to pick one I could tolerate.
Fast foward.....Salina and I were on our way to go eat and trying to compromise on the tunage for the car ride there. For some dumb fucking reason I decided to take the most retarted route there and run into ridiculous ballpark traffic. At the peak of my road rage, Salina decided to strike while my musical judgment was weak. She somehow sniffed out Alicia Keys
from under my car seat and I unknowingly agreed to her inserting it in the CD player.
from under my car seat and I unknowingly agreed to her inserting it in the CD player. So it wasn't two minutes later that we got tired of that CD and needed it out ASAP....Can you see where I am going with this story? You guessed it! The slut of a CD got stuck in the CD player! This has NEVER happened! I almost had an anxiety attack in the fucking car....the very idea of only being able to listen to Alicia Keys in my car made my neck start to itch like a crack fiend. And it was stuck on Track 2, whatever fucking song that is. FUCK! By some miracle, combination button pushing and the ghost of Dimebag Darrell the damn thing came out! WHEW! I am no longer upset....I am just glad the CD is out, it was nobody's fault that it got jammed in there....and when I say nobody I mean Salina. :)
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