THE BET: Player Profile

-PLAYER 1 (left)-
Strengths: stanky leg, double mashed potatoes
Weaknesses: Spanish, vampire repellants
Power Move: "See This, Ignore It"
-PLAYER 2 (right)-
Strengths: wing clip, bitch slap
Weaknesses: night blindness, YouTube
Power Move: "Peace Flip"
-THE BET: Premise-
The bet was simple. Player 1 and Player 2 bet against each other on whether or not there was a MAC store in our local mall. This was not to be confused with a MAC counter, it had to be a freestanding MAC store.
-THE BET: Wager-
Player 1 Wins: Opposing player eats "speckles" of dog food.
Player 2 Wins: Opposing player eats all the frosting off a cupcake of Player 2's choice.
-THE BET: Outcome-
There IS indeed a MAC store in the local mall.
Player 2 DOMINATES!!!
-THE BET: Player 1 puts tail in between legs.-


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