May 26, 2009

THE BET

THE BET: Player Profile




-PLAYER 1 (left)-

Strengths: stanky leg, double mashed potatoes

Weaknesses: Spanish, vampire repellants

Power Move: "See This, Ignore It"

-PLAYER 2 (right)-

Strengths: wing clip, bitch slap

Weaknesses: night blindness, YouTube

Power Move: "Peace Flip"

-THE BET: Premise-
The bet was simple. Player 1 and Player 2 bet against each other on whether or not there was a MAC store in our local mall. This was not to be confused with a MAC counter, it had to be a freestanding MAC store.

-THE BET: Wager-

Player 1 Wins: Opposing player eats "speckles" of dog food.

Player 2 Wins: Opposing player eats all the frosting off a cupcake of Player 2's choice.

-THE BET: Outcome-

There IS indeed a MAC store in the local mall.

Player 2 DOMINATES!!!

-THE BET: Player 1 puts tail in between legs.-

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