Paparazzi

So I was late night Perez-ing and he put up the "Paparazzi" video by Lady Gaga. He described it as EPIC!!!!! By now I have learned that Perez can embellish a tad so I didn't quite wet my pants when I read that. Anyways, I was kind of excited to see the video because:
A. It was about 7:20 long.
B. Paparazzi was my favorite track on The Fame.
C. Lady Gaga had already crossed my "really?" meter, yet I was still curious as to what this obnoxious cunt was going to do next.

So I watched it......Normally, this is where I would put the YouTube vid in but couldn't find it on the YouTubes yet so you can just see it when you see it or Perez it.

Reaction: LOVED IT.
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before you go judging me and calling me a stupid whore....let me splain myself. I have the attention span of a hamster, so for me to actually WATCH the music video means it has to have some cool shit goin on. This video had a lot to look at! I mean the costumes were crazy, the make up, the hair, I think I saw the Garden of Eden triplets in there and one of them licked her stiletto! What the fuck was that girl wearing? How did she get her makeup like that? I remember those sunglasses! It was shot really well and very entertaining. I can't wait to watch it again just to see what else I catch....I know I saw a dog,gold blood that stupid coffee cup she has been carrying around and that ridiculous Hocus Pocus lipstick. It was kind of like I SPY. Anyways...thumbs up. This love/hate relationship is driving me gaga!

{insert bitch slap here}